Hamsters of Vandalwich

Coton Morris Men are a Cotswold morris side based in the Cambridge and South Fens area.

We are currently recruiting, so if you are interested in Morris dancing, drinking, hanging round pubs wearing bells, drinking, ritual frolicking, drinking or being in the greatest Morris side to grace the Fens, then contact Andy on 01480 810756, or e-mail KenHamilton at btinternet.com (apologies for not linking that, but I am not looking for cheap Viagra or Russian teenagers ... yet).

If you are not interested in joining in dancing, but want to watch, find out what we are about, why anyone would want to perform such a bizarre, interesting and historic pastime, then come along to one of the following pubs (there's a clue...) at the allotted time. Be warned, you may be exposed to bare knuckle dancing!

Thursday evenings through the winter

8pm

Practice, Fen Ditton Church Hall

Monday May 5th

1pm

Crown and Punchbowl, Horningsea

Thursday May 15th

8pm

Great St. Mary's, Cambridge, followed by a mystery pub. Depends which one looks nice and has a good crowd

Saturday May 17th

Daytime

Cambridge, with Dead Horse Morris

Thursday May 22nd

7:45pm

The Cathedral, Ely, (that's outside the actual cathedral, not a pub called The Cathedral)

8:30pm

The Fountain, Ely with Ely and Littleport Riot

Friday June 6th

8pm

White Horse, Witcham, with Ely and Littleport Riot. We may also dance at the Village Inn, Witchford

Thursday June 26th

9pm

Toft Social Club, Toft

Thursday July 3rd

8pm

Maid's Head, Wicken

9pm

5 Miles From..., Upware

Saturday July 12th

11am onward

Ely Folk Festival

Sunday July 13th

11am onward

Ely Folk Festival

Saturday July 19th

Daytime

Whitstable Dead Horse Morris Weekend of Dance

Sunday July 20th

2pm

Kimbolton Classic Car Rally

Thursday July 24th

8pm

Great St. Mary's (outside King's College), Cambridge. We will be dancing elsewhere on an ad hoc basis afterwards

Thursday July 31st

8pm

Cambridge. Wherever looks like a suitable spot

Saturday September 13th

All day

Oakworth Village Morris Men Weekend of Dance, Yorkshire

Please note that while we try to make all these events accidents/injuries etc. do happen, so if you want to see us on a particular night, check back regularly or email KenHamilton at btinternet.com

Look at that. Traditional enough for you?

They could at least smile.